Five Malaysian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, a Penang surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Sabah surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third a Kelantan surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an Selangor surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a KL surgeon shut them all up when he said :
"You're all wrong. Politicians like Samy Vellu and Barisan
robbers are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no nerves , no brains and no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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